rapewhistled:

bumrollplease:

rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

i literally say this a hundred times a day

*16 year old girl voice* literally.

(via louis-tomlinsun)

breadmaakesyoufat:

dontyoulovemebaby:

breadmaakesyoufat:

GUYS ITS 2:AM AND I FORGOT WHAT OATMEAL MEANT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EMOTION AND I SAID OUTLOUD “IM FEELING VERY OATMEAL” BUT IT DIDN’T MAKE SENSE, SO I LOOKED UP OATMEAL, BUT I SPENT 20 MINUETS CONTEMPLATING IF IT ACTUALLY WAS AN EMOTION AND IF GOOGLE WAS LYING

this text post is so oatmeal

i hate you

(via i-have-been-johnlocked)

dylanquents:

have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone that you can actually feel your heart rotting just because you know you’ll never get a chance with them

(via i-have-been-johnlocked)

wristsareforbracelets:

Good morning, I love you. Have a good day.

Good afternoon, hope you’re having a good day. I love you.

Goodnight, I love you. Sleep Well.

(via targaryankhaleesi)

bloodcaste:

johnlock? no. john locke. right to property. social contract. classical liberalism.

(via severalsmalldeer)

wishcave:

*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*

(via life-of-a-youtube-fangirl)

internetexplorers:

breaking-th3-habit:

internetexplorers:

internetexplorers:

imagine a grape-sized human

OR A HUMAN-SIZED GRAPE OH MY GOD

Two kinds of people..

i am one person..

(via targaryankhaleesi)

jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

(via kaileighmarie)